newdawgery  -noun a general failure to produce humor, despite numerous overly complicated efforts to do such. Also marked with prolific use of acronyms that don't make sense. In short, a lame attempt at humor.
He thought he was hilarious, but really it was all just a bunch of newdawgery.
Bob's portrayal of the boss wasn't very funny, and elevated to newdawgery when the boss walked into the room and saw him with pencils hanging out of his nose.
Bob's constant newdawgery around the office has led many of his coworkers to go out of their way to avoid him during the day.